You call. Our AI roasts you.

That’s the whole joke, and it’s oddly therapeutic. The moment you dial, you’re talking to a fast-talking, sharp-tongued comedian that never runs out of material. Tell it how mean (or mild) to go, drop a few hints about yourself, and watch it riff in real time. Put it on speaker at a party, dare a friend, or just get a quick laugh on a rough day.

This is entertainment for adults, think insult comedy, not therapy. Ready? Take a breath, dial in, and let the machine do its worst.